The guy whom lived for a excitement. within the summer between my 3rd and 4th 12 months of college, I went from the worst date ever.

The guy whom lived for a excitement. within the summer between my 3rd and 4th 12 months of college, I went from the worst date ever.

After having an out, we were heading back to his (read: parents’) place and stopped into a bagel shop for drunk food night. After ordering, he stated “watch this” and proceeded to steal a package of smoked salmon from the refrigerator and place it inside the layer. I happened to be too frightened to complete anything, therefore I quietly waited for my meals and got away from there ASAP. The remainder stroll right right right back ended up being invested paying attention to him speak about exactly just how he and their buddies always accomplish that between shovelling pieces of smoked salmon inside the lips. I happened to be SO prepared for sleep by the time we reached their home, but JK there is no sleep for me personally and evidently not a settee. Alternatively, he led us to a bag that is sleeping between a treadmill machine and a model field in a cellar that appeared as if it had been right away from a horror film. We obviously couldn’t closed my eyes and I also debated leaving to settle my vehicle… but I became too afraid I’d wake his parents. —Erinn

Date rating: 3/10 due to the fact bagel (that we covered, BTW) ended up being pretty damn good

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